Today I took the Real Age Test. They say I have the body of a 30 year old, which is 6 years longer than I've been alive. Why? I had a stressful year, I need to floss more often, I need to take vitamins, and I need to exercise more often. They say yoga doesn't count. Um, excuse me, have you tried it? It can be a super tough workout! All the stretching and bending and doing all the poses over and over...man. Apparently I should also get a dog and get married, because people who have these relationships are supposed to be happier and live longer.
Well, I can take vitamins and floss. :)
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